[Klaus]

Speaking of George (I hope I won't ruin the joke with bad english):

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school to talk about the conflict in the east. After his speech it is time for a Q and A.

"Well, who's got a question for the president?" the teacher asks.
A small boy rasies his hand.
"Yes, what's you name son?"
"Billy, Mr. President"
"So what's your question Billy?"
"Well, actually I've got three questions Mr. President:

#1: Why did we invade the Iraq without the approval of the United Nations?
#2: How come you are President altough Al Gore got more votes?
#3: Where is Osama Bin Laden?

Thats when the school bell rang for a break. But Bush says he will answer the questions after the break.

After the break:
"Where were we? Ah, yeah. Has someone got a question?"
A little boy rasies his hand
"So, what's your name then?"
"Steve, Mr. President"
"Steve it is. What would your question be?"
"Weeelll...actually I got five:

#1: Why did we invade the Iraq without th approval of the United Nations?
#2: How come you are President altough Al Gore got more votes?
#3: Where is Osama Bin Laden?
#4: Why did the bell ring 30 minutes earlier today?
#5: Where is Billy?