My Wife is Blonde so I can get away with this:
A blonde was speeding down the highway in her convertible and was pulled by a woman cop, another blonde.
The blonde cop walked up to the drivers window and asked the blonde driver to see her license.
The blonde fumbled around in her huge handbag and produced everything but a license. I can't find it officer, what does it look like?
The blonde lady cop said "It's kinda' square and it's about this big" - indicating about 2 by 3 inches, forming a square with her fingers.
"Oh, here it is" said the dumb blonde driver as she handed over her makeup compact.
The blonde lady cop opened the compact, looked in it and replied
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a cop too, you can go".
Ain't life grand?
razorboy
