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Re: What do you look like?
You think spoons are better than chopsticks, do you? I find that racist! I am very offended! Moderator! Moderator! (Where are those bastards if you need 'em?)
As a reminder that all cutlery is equal, here is Shylocks monolouge from Bill Shakespears "The Merchant of Venice":
"It is a chopstick. Doesn't a chopstick have funny ingravings? Don't they feed you the same food? Aren't they washed in the same diswasher? Don't they get dirty when you use them? Cleaned by the same washing powder, used during winter and summer like a spoon? If you let them fall, don't they go "pling"? If you break them aren't they useless as well? If they are broken, don't you throw them away?"
So, that should have told you a lesson...
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