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Re: Just jokes...
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left
index finger blown off.
"How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to
commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"
"No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, "I
just paid $6,000 for these," then I put it in my mouth and I
thought, "I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth straightened."
So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, "this is going
to make a loud noise," so I put my finger in my ear before I
pulled the trigger"
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And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
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