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Re: Just jokes...
A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. So
she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was
anything he could do to relieve her "suffering."
"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your
husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000
down, and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for
extras."
"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like leasing a new
sports car!"
"Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"
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And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
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