[McCoy]

A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits
for the bartender.

The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while,
and comes back to take his order. "What'll it be?" the
bartender says.

The duck says, "I think I'll have the grapes." "Well, I'm
sorry sir, but this is a bar, we don't serve grapes here. Now,
I'll let you look a bit longer and wave when you know what you
want."

The duck looks at the menu, then waves the bartender down.
"Ok, you got your order?" The duck nods, saying, "I'll think
I'll have the grapes."

The bartender, kind of peeved from the duck, says, "Look Mac,
we don't have any grapes here. This is a bar. We don't serve
grapes, so what will you have?!"

The duck looks at him in the eyes and says, "I'll have the
grapes."

The bartender, enraged, shouts, "If you ask for the grapes one
more time I'm going to nail your feathered a** to the
barstool!!"

The bartender cools off a bit. "Now what will you have?!"
"Got any nails?" "OF COURSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS! WHAT DO
YOU THINK THIS IS? A HARDWARE STORE?"

"Good, got any grapes?"