[McCoy]

Ah Rednecks. Well it's time for the annual Census form.



The official year 2008 Redneck Census Form:

Last name: _______________________ First name: (Check
appropriate box) (_)Billy-Bob (_)Billy-Joe (_)Billy-Ray
(_)Billy-Sue (_)Billy-Mae (_)Billy-Jack

What does everyone call you? (_)Booger (_)Bubba (_)Junior
(_)Sissy (_)Other____________

Age:____ (if unsure,guess)

Sex:____ M ____ F ____Not sure

Shoe size:____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:(Check appropriate box) (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed (_)Dirty Politician (_)Preacher

Spouse's Name:_____________

2nd Spouse's Name:_______________

3rd Spouse's Name:_______________

Lover's Name:_______________

Relationship with spouse:(Check appropriate box) (_)Sister
(_)Brother (_)Aunt (_)Uncle (_)Cousin (_)Mother (_)Father
(_)Son (_)Daughter (_)Pet

Number of children living in the home:_____

Number of the children living in the shed:_____

Number that are yours:_____

Mother's Name:____________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Father's Name:____________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade commpleted)

(Check appropriate box) Total number of vehicles you own:___
Number of vehicles that still crank:___ Number of vehicles in
front yard:___ Number of vehicles in the back yard:___ Number
of vehicles on cement blocks:___

Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____truck ____bedroom
____bathroom ____kitchen ____shed

Model and year of your pickup:196_

Do you have a gun rack? (_)Yes (_)No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest (_)Rifle and
Shotgun

Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____ Number of times in the
last 5 years you've seen Elvis:___ Number of times you've seen
Elvis in a UFO:____

How often do you bathe? (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable

Color of eyes: Left_____ Right_____

Color of hair: (_)Blond (_)Black (_)Red (_)Brown (_)White
(_)Clairol

Color of teeth: (_)White (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown
(_)Black (_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)just a whoop-and-a-holler (_)road?