[McCoy]

Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love
to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got
the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, the turkey reached
the second branch. Finally, after a week, there he was, proudly
perched at the top of the tree.

Soon, though, the turkey was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
shot the turkey from the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it
won't keep you there!