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Old April 26th, 2008, 02:32 PM
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Re: Just jokes...

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just
starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the
fairway and began to sob uncontrollably.

The other three gathered around him and asked: Whats wrong? Bob
looked down at his feet, sniffed and dried his eyes some, then
apologized for his emotional outburst. Im sorry, I always get
emotional at this hole - it holds very difficult memories for
me.

One of his buddies asked: What happened? What could have gotten
you so upset?

Bob stared silently off in the distance, then said in a low
voice, This is where my wife and I were playing 12 years ago
when she suddenly died of a heart attack; right at this very
hole!

Oh my God, the other golfers said; That must have been
horrible!

Horrible? You think it`s horrible? Bob cried in disbelief; It
was worse than that!!!!

Every hole for the rest of the day, all the way back to the
clubhouse it was hit the ball, drag Alice, hit the ball, drag
Alice...
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