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Well Steven Colbert list Bears as the #1 threat in his Threat/Down

"I believe all God's creatures have a soul — except bears, Bears are actually Satan's children."
—Stephen Colbert, on his show, The Colbert Report
"Last night, we did the Threatdown — God, it’s hard to even talk about this — and for the first time, I didn’t mention bears. It’s winter, they’re asleep, I didn’t think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail — apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children’s hockey game. I’ve said this before, they’re after our kids — they’re tender, juicy, you don’t even have to throw away the bones."
—Stephen Colbert, on his show, The Colbert Report
"'Dear Stephen, why aren’t you nicer to bears? I like them a lot! They make me laugh my head off. Love, Joshua.' Like a lot of kids, Joshua has been misled about bears. They won’t make you laugh your head off, they'll tear your head off."
—Stephen Colbert, reading a fan letter on his show, The Colbert Report

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