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'Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as 'S Is For Psycho' and 'The President's Neck Is Missing'.'

'Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident Stupid'.'

'Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last night.'

'When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University.'

Troy; 'Come on Jimmy, let's take a look at the killing floor.'
Jimmy; 'Umm....'
Troy; 'Don't let the name fool you Jimmy, it's not really a floor.'

'Not stupid Jimmy, just ignorant. Your friend obviously hasn't heard of the food chain.'

'Zinc...zinc...come back zinc.'

'You're right Moe. You're always Moe.'