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Convert any website in English to any of the followin' dialects n' what not.

Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin och Hacker.


The Dialectizer

Orginal
President George W. Bush smiles as he walks across the South Lawn to Marine One Thursday, May 8, 2008, en route to Andrews Air Force Base before continuing on to the Bush Ranch where he and Mrs. Laura Bush will celebrate the wedding of their daughter, Jenna, Saturday

Redneck
President Jedidiah W. Bush smiles as he walks acrost th' South Lawn t'Marine One Thursday, May 8, 2008, in route t'Colonel Bobs Air Fo'ce Base befo'e corntinuin' on t'th' Bush Ranch whar he an' Mrs. Mary Jane Bush will celebrate th' weddin' of their dotter, Daisya, Saturday.

Jive
Super-dude Geo'ge W. Bush smiles as he walks across de Soud Lawn t'Marine One Dursday, May 8, 2008, en route t'Andrews Air Fo'ce Base befo'e continuin' on t'de Bush Ranch where he and Mrs. dat fine femahnaine ladee Bush gots'ta celebrate da damn weddin' uh deir daughter, Jenna, Saturday. Slap mah fro!

Cockney
President George W. Bush smiles as 'e walks across the bloody Souff Lorn ter Marine One Fursday, May 8, right, 2008, right, en route ter Andrews Air Force Base before continuin' on ter the bloomin' Bush Ranch where 'e and Mrs. Laura Bush will celebrate the weddin' of their daughter, Jenna, Saturday.

Elmer Fudd
Pwesident Geowge W. Bush smiwes as he wawks acwoss the Souf Wawn to Mawine One Duwsday, May 8, 2008, en woute to Andwews Aiw Fowce Base befowe continuing on to the Bush Wanch whewe he and Mws. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Wauwa Bush wiww cewebwate the wedding of theiw daughtew, Jenna, Satuwday.

Swedish Chef
Preseedent Geurge-a V. Boosh smeeles es he-a velks ecruss zee Suoot Levn tu Mereene-a Oone-a Thoorsdey, Mey 8, 2008, ee ruoote-a tu Undroos Eur Furce-a Bese-a beffure-a ****eenooing oon tu zee Boosh Runch vhere-a he-a und Mrs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Loora Boosh veell celebrete-a zee veddeeng ooff zeeur dooghter, Jenna, Setoordey. Bork bork bork!

Moron
President George W. Bush smiles as he walks across de Soud Lawn t' Marine One Dursday, May 8, 2008, en rooot t' Andrews Air F'ce Base bef'e continuigg on t' de Bush Ranch whehe he 'n Mrs. Laura Bush will celebrate the, uh, the webbigg of deir daughteh, Dgenna, Saturday.

Pig Latin
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Hacker
pr3sidenT g3orgge w. buH sm1les as he walks across htE s0uth lawn y0 marine 0ne Thursday, amY 8,, 2008, en route toa ndrewz aiur fRoec base befroe coNtinuing on tro hte bush rAnch whEre hE and mrz!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ i own 0j0.. LAURA BUSH WILL C3L3BRATE THE EDD1NG OF TEHIR DAUGHETR, J3nNA, SAtURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ YOU USCK