[Klaus]

Germany: A little boy and his father are listening to the Fuhrer's speech on the radio as Germany declares war on the USA. The boy asks his father where the USA is. The father takes down a globe and runs his hand across the USA, saying "All of this area of North America, son".

The boy looks at the globe and asks "and where is the British Empire?". The father indicates Britain, Canada, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and India on the globe.

"I see", said the boy. "And where is Russia?" The father showed him the sprawling mass of the USSR on the globe. The boy's eyebrows furrowed with concentration.

"And where is Germany?", he asks. His father points at the area of central Europe where the Reich is located. The boy looks very concerned and says "Dad, has Hitler seen this?"

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? So the German Army doesn't get sunburns during thier victory parades.

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"Jewish Schweinhund!," bellows the stormtrooper, "Who was responsible
for the Fatherland's defeat in 1918 and the chaos which followed?"

"The Jews," said the old man, "and the bicycle riders."

"I don't understand. Why the bicycle riders?"

"Why the Jews?"