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Re: Just jokes...
Two Guys are getting charged with drug dealing.
In court the Judge tells both of em, "I will give you
two the weekend to go out there and convince as
many people as you can to quit drugs forever.
The Two Men go "Ok" They come back on Monday
and the first drug dealer goes "This weekend I got
10 people to quit drugs forever. The Judge Replies
"How did you do that?" He Goes "I drew a small
circle and a big circle, and i pointed to the small circle
and said this is your brain on drugs"....
Then the second drug dealer goes "Oh yeah, This weekend
I got 100 people to quit drugs forever". The Judge says
surprised. "Holy shit how did you do that?".. The second
drug dealer goes..."I did the same thing, I drew a big circle
and a small circle but I pointed to the small circle and said
this is your ******* before prison.
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And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
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