[McCoy]

There was this girl on holiday in Miami. However, as she walked
along the beach eyeing the big-bosomed girls walking arm-in-arm
with their boyfriends, she became distraught, for she had a
rather insignificant pair of jugs. Suddenly, she spied a murky
old bottle that had washed up on the beach, and for want of
alternative amusement, picked it up. Poof! Out emerged a genie,
who immediately offered to grant her any two wishes that she
desired. "Then, give me two of the biggest tits in the whole,
wide world", she requested. The genie uttered "your wish is my
command" and wiggled his finger. Woosh!! Woosh!! Immediately
before her eyes, appeared Tony Blair and George Bush !