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Re: Just jokes...
One Day God created Adam.
Adam was happy and perfect.
But one day he got lonely and asked God to
make him a partner.
God said: I'll give you a beautiful woman who
is smart and will love you a lot, but you
have to give me your legs.
Adam still wanted his legs so he refused.
Well, then I'll give you a not so smart woman
but she'll still love you and be beautiful, but
you have to give me your arm.
Adam was still unsure.
Ummm, God what can I get for a rib?
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And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
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