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5. Every couple of weeks, dress up in your best clothes and running shoes and go the scummiest part of town, find the most run down trashy bar you can, pay $10 per beer until you're hammered, then walk home in the freezing cold. Alone!
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Yup....been there!
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17. Sit in your car and let it run for 4 hours with the windows down before going anywhere. Tune the radio to static and monitor it while letting the car run. If it is cold outside, don't run the heat. Sleep on the hood or roof of your car.
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Yup...Been there !
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21. Use eighteen scoops of budget coffee grounds per pot, and allow each pot to sit 5 hours before drinking.
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Yup...been there....forgot to mention..."Leave said coffee for 2 days before deciding to make new pot.
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23. Spend $20,000 on a satellite system for your TV, but only watch CNN and the Weather Channel when you are inside to eat. Tune the tint on the TV to green.
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Yup....did it this morning (not quite $20,000 but close enough)
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24. Avoid watching your green tinted TV with the exception of movies which are played in the middle of the night. Have the family vote on which movie to watch and then show a different one.
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Yup...been there....forgot to add..."Watch said movie 7 straight times because there is always some nutcase that missed it and wins the damn argument by stealing the remote." You being to lazy to argue or get off the floor.
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35. When baking a cake, prop up one side of the pan while it is in the oven. Spread icing on real thick to level it off.
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Obviously, cooks went to same school....forgot to add..."with middle of cake not baked enough and outer edges of cake burned"
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40. Do not sleep from 1:00 a.m. Monday mornings until 3 p.m. Wednesday afternoons. Tie a branch around your neck and chew on sand to stay awake.
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Yup...been there too....you forgot to add...."and then either hop into said vehicle and be expected to drive somewhere or walk somewhere (anywhere, so long as it is a min of 2hrs away)
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1. Dig a big hole in your back yard and live in it for 30 days straight.
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YUP.......forgot to add....."Tie garden hose on roof, aimed at said hole....put on Drizzle and leave it on the WHOLE DAMN TIME.
Now do all of the above mentioned tasks in Dec/January in a Northern area.