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A bad one
A teacher in America was drilling her students:
Ok class, who said "I have not yet begin to fight!"
so a little Japanese girl says: John Paul Jones, 1779!
Teacher: Very good! And who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me death!"
Japanese girl: Patrick Henry, 1773!
Teacher: Very good! Now class, aren't you ashamed?
Here's this little Japanese girl who has just been in the
country 2 weeks, and she already knows more US History
than you
So from the back of the room there is some muttering:
(God damn those yellow, slant-eyed bastards ...)
Teacher: WHO SAID THAT!
So little Johnny stands up: General Douglas A. MacArthur, 1945!
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