[Lily Von Blitz]

Hi Everybody.
I'm just popping in to say hello, and show off my avatar.

I have many interests and a great sense of humour.
But in my early teens my 1st boyfriend showed me his tank models and books, and since then I have been fascinated by big Tanks and other military history.
I am delighted to find this great forum to expand my knowledge and picture collections.

I like to maintain some anonymity and mystery and fantasy about myself on the net.
But you can imagine me [ Lily ] as dressed much like Madeline Kahn [Lili Von Shtupp] in the comedy film Blazing Saddles: as she sings 'I'm so tired' song in her bored but sexy teutonic tones. LOL
...Then I would finish MY concert with an encore of 'Lili Marleen' song, and then 'The show must go on' [by Queen], and ending with me and 4 other busty chorus girls dancing the wild 'Can-can' ! LOL

Anyway, enough frivolity for now.
I look forward to picking your veteran brains about many things in the future.

I have stroked many varied things in my life, but 2 of my biggest thrills were when I got to stroke a real Tiger [sedated], and when I stroked a huge real King Tiger [Panzer] !
Best wishes to you all.

[McCoy]

Welcome to the Zone! Here be a lot of cats...

[PanzerBob]

Guten Tag Fraulien,

Welcome aboard and pick away!!

Bob out:emperor:

[vitara]

welcome to the zone
a great place here .. you will enjoy your stay best vitara

[Whiterook]

Welcome aboard! You certainly came to the right place for plenty of pictures and tanks!

Love the Avatar....and the sense of humor!

[Tom Houlihan]

Wilkommen, Fraulein Lily!

Somehow, I fear for the forum now. We already have some warped, twisted individuals around here, and that's just in the moderator staff.

Now we have someone who openly acknowledges how much she likes Lili von Shtupp (one of my favorite roles, by the way, right behind Empress Nympho!), and the joy she gets petting warm-blooded and armored cats.

Lads, we could be in trouble!!!

[McCoy]

We can begin by puttin' a leach on Em...

[Tom Houlihan]

Good start!

[gi-rene]

Tom Houlihan said:

Now we have someone who openly acknowledges how much she likes Lili von Shtupp (one of my favorite roles, by the way, right behind Empress Nympho!),

NO! no no no no no no... NO!

Welcome to the Zone Lily.

I'm sure you'll find it nice here...

So far I've encountered rebuilt OT-810s that are rebuilt to Sdkfz 251 standards and I've been inside a Hetzer and have been its target multiple times. This last weekend I saw a Pz III that had been built off a M113 chassis. Pretty cool and it looked great.

[Gotthard Heinrici]

Now theres an introduction! Hello and welcome.

[TRDG]

Yes, that is quite the intro Lily, what specific interests do you have besides the cats in WW II, models or games perhaps as well?

Cheers, welcome to The Zone.

TRDG

Tom

PS "watch out" for WhiteRook, he is married though LOL!!!! Sorry buddy it was just hangin' there!!!~ HONEST!!!

[Wustenfuchs]

As Artie Johnson would say:


Welcome to the Zone Lily!

[cyberia]

Greetings and welcome to The Zone Lilly.

Plenty of Tigers here to stroke.

[Whiterook]

McCoy said:

We can begin by puttin' a leach on Em...

Well, Lily can feel free to put a leash on me anytime....but I draw the line on leaches

[McCoy]

Whiterook said:

McCoy said:

We can begin by puttin' a leach on Em...

Well, Lily can feel free to put a leash on me anytime....but I draw the line on leaches

So you mean then that Lily can put a leash on a leach n' be happy 'bout it mate!

[Wallace]

cyberia said:

Plenty of Tigers here to stroke.

And weasels, too!!! Are you ready to weasel?

[Jim O]

Welcome to the site!

[Panzermacher]

Welcome! Great sense of humor! You'll fit in real good around here....

[Lily Von Blitz]

Hi, and thankyou ALL so much for your very nice warm welcomes.
You fun guys sure know how to greet new members and make us feel at ease.
But I hope that me and my avatar got you all alert and standing to attention?

I have not got time to list all my varied interests now, but you will find out more bits of info about me in my future forum posts [ and it is more fun that way].
I am a very busy gal, so i probably won't be a prolific poster here. But i will try to comment, entertain and inform when time permits.

I can already see that there are so many great things to read and collect here, so it may be a while before i familiarise myself with your wide range of forums.

~~~
There's never enough time
for all I wanna do.
But I am gonna have
some great Tank rides with you.
~~~

Best wishes to you all.
----
NEXT post: is a special poem for you all.

[Lily Von Blitz]

~~~ Lure of the Beast ~~~

T'anks for the nice welcomes.
I'm flattered to be sure.
Just what is it about
metal Tanks and their lure?

I shudder with pleasure as
the cold armour touches my leg.
Gazing up at the long barrel
in awe: I stare, gibber and beg.

I squeeze my big bosom
down the commander's hatch.
To view through the gun-sight
I lift my Pirate-eye-patch.

On a huge 88 AP round,
in fish-nets I straddle.
More exciting than riding my
galloping horse in the saddle.

A feral female feline connection
melds Tigress woman with Tiger machine.
Driving growling Panzer into the sunset
was the last time hot Lily was seen...
~~~~~
[ a fantasy poem by Lily Von Blitz. ]

Hope it is not too bawdy for this site?
Do you have a poetry section here?

Please let me know if you enjoyed this poem?