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Posted August 13, 2008 - 01:07 AM
cyberia said:
Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?
For the same reason James Bond isn't mad with syphillis.
Who was Virgil, Scott, Alan and Gordon's mother?
'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Then suffocate 'em in their sleep.'
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Posted August 13, 2008 - 07:53 AM
Why do drive-up ATMs have Braille keypads?
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(looking for interesting info about 6.SS-Nord)
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Posted August 13, 2008 - 10:37 AM
If yesterday was today, would there be a tomorrow?
Or to put it another way: If tomorrow was yesterday, would there be a today?
Or to put it another way: If tomorrow was yesterday, would there be a today?
“The greatest and noblest pleasure which men can have in this world is to discover new truths; and the next is to shake off old prejudices.”
-Frederick the Great
-Frederick the Great
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Posted August 13, 2008 - 12:40 PM
What is the radius of a square?
Battles are dangerous affairs... Wang Hsi
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Posted August 13, 2008 - 05:46 PM
Slow down guys, I'm copying these down for class. They drive teen-agers nuts!!
and the old chesnut. "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
and the old chesnut. "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
If voting could change things, it'd be against the law.
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Posted August 13, 2008 - 07:15 PM
cyberia said:
What is the speed of dark?
That was one of my senior quotes I got one:
Why do McDonald's have signs that say "Drive Through Only"?
"We Will Stay Here, If We Must All Go to Hell Together"
Avatar: My Grandfather on the right. His twin on the left. Their older brother in the middle. In their Navy Blues
-Col. John R. Cooke, 27th NC, Hatcher's Run, 2 April 1865
Avatar: My Grandfather on the right. His twin on the left. Their older brother in the middle. In their Navy Blues
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Posted August 13, 2008 - 08:32 PM
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
The world is a banquet for an open mind.
A closed mind can only consume itself.
A closed mind can only consume itself.
