Busted! ROFLMAO

[Helmut Von Moltke]

Take a look. NO further comments other than.. LOL



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[wajdi]

Never, EVER, piss off a woman. I once got in trouble for writing a staff proposal suggesting the employment of women as combat fighter pilots, and encouraging fraternization between the women pilots and bomber crews, based on the way women are hardwired with protective responses. CinCSAC, his own damn'd self, called me into his office, shitcanned my proposal, and ordered me to never broach the subject again. My theory was to encourage the women to look on the bomber crews as their responsibilities (children, if you will). ANY threat to their well-being would bring out the "mama instinct" in the women, most probably resulting in the absolute, total destruction of whatever it (or who) it was threatening their charges. Not a nice picture, but Gen Chain looked at the political side of the problem, and figured that being THAT manipulative wouldn't sit well with congress. Goddam politicians.

bill

[Jim O]

Read this story for the other side of the coin:

You got to love this guy...

This is a true story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a Master Card "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8 x 10 glossy of the bride doing the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy,for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of
Jalapeno's--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......"

[sniper1shot]

Seen the Wedding one before.....Still good to read

Nice Billboard.

[Tom Houlihan]

Originally Posted by wajdi

I once got in trouble for writing a staff proposal suggesting the employment of women as combat fighter pilots...

Bill, I drew some flak with a similar idea once.

At one point, at least a few people in the Marine Corps were talking about women in the combat arms. My bright idea was to form a battalion solely of women. Assignment to the various companies would be based on their monthly cycle.

So, when planning an attack, the lead company would be the one who were all at "that time of the month." I figured that there couldn't be anything more fierce!

My suggestion was not well received.

[Klaus]

It is always the same Tom: After you kicked the bucket people see what kind of genius you were. You can be sure that you will be honoured post mortem. That's a relief isn't it?

[Tom Houlihan]

I don't really care how people talk about me after I'm gone, as long as they talk! That way, I'll never really be gone!

[Klaus]

After all you won't hear what they have got to say.