July 8th, 2006, 04:32 AM
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Sergeant
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom
Age: 60
Posts: 145
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Trooper Harris
Trooper Harris has been away for three years in the Western Desert. Eventually he returned home on leave to be with the love of his life. 
The next morning, Trooper Harris was looking for his boots when he found a strange box under the bed.
"What is this?" asked Trooper Harris to his wife, "This box contains three golf balls and a thousand Pounds"
"Oh! That" replied Trooper Harris' Wife, " Well while you were away-Everytime I was unfaithful with a G.I. I put a golf ball in the box"
"But where did the thousand Pounds come from?" asked Trooper Harris.
"Well every time I got a dozen, I sold them" She replied. 
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"They say hard work never hurt anybody, but I figured why take the chance"....Ronald Reagan
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