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Old July 19th, 2006, 07:14 AM
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What are you?

That's it. The ultimative Test!

Quiz Farm - In which World War 2 army you should have fought?

What are you?

Me:

Your army is the British and the Commonwealth (Canada, ANZAC, India). You want to serve under good generals and use good equipment in defense of the western form of life.

British and the Commonwealth 94%
Poland 94%
Soviet Union 81%
Finland 75%
Germany 63%
Italy 56%
France, Free French and the Resistance 50%
Japan 44%
United States 13%
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Old July 19th, 2006, 07:45 AM
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Re: What are you?

You scored as Finland.

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Your army is the army of Finland. You prefer to win your enemy by your wit rather than superior weapons. Enemy will have a hard time against your small but effective force.


Finland 94%

British and the Commonwealth 75%

Soviet Union 69%

Italy 69%

Poland 69%

France, Free French and the Resistance 69%

Germany 56%

United States 50%

Japan 13%
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Old July 20th, 2006, 01:16 AM
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Re: What are you?

You scored as British and the Commonwealth.


Your army is the British and the Commonwealth (Canada, ANZAC, India). You want to serve under good generals and use good equipment in defense of the western form of life
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Old July 20th, 2006, 05:11 AM
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Re: What are you?

Well I did this text and to my horror ended up in the Polish Army (which probably explains why I never rose beyond Staff Sergeant in real life)
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Old July 20th, 2006, 01:43 PM
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Hmm...I ended In the Italian army, so all of the sudden the Polish army looks great.

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Hmm...I ended In the Italian army, so all of the sudden the Polish army looks great.
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Old July 21st, 2006, 05:17 AM
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Re: What are you?

I have to admit hat if i were asked to join the polish or the italian army, I'd rather join the salvation army.
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Old July 31st, 2006, 12:59 AM
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Re: What are you?

You scored as United States.



Your army is the American army. You want your home front to support the G.I.'s in their pursuit to liberate world from more or less evil tyrants.
United States
88%British and the Commonwealth
63%Italy
63%Poland
56%Finland
50%Germany
44%France, Free French and the Resistance
38%Japan
31%Soviet Union

Yep, I'm a Pole which lives in Australia...
Klaus is right, Polish Army is ridiculous.
I know it from my own experience... But still better than Salvation one...

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Old July 31st, 2006, 04:57 AM
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Re: What are you?

You scored as British and the Commonwealth

Your army is the British and the Commonwealth (Canada, ANZAC, India). You want to serve under good generals and use good equipment in defense of the western form of life.
British and the Commonwealth 100%
Finland 88%
Poland 88%
France, Free French and the Resistance 69%
Germany 69%
Japan 56%
United States 56%
Soviet Union 50%
Italy 50%
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Old July 31st, 2006, 06:26 AM
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Re: What are you?

@lancer44: You think the polish army is a joke? You should see the Austrian.


There are a lot of Frischbiertrinker (British) soldiers so far.
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