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Old April 3rd, 2008, 08:07 PM
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OMG, I have such a headache, I've been laughing soooo damned hard! My wife came in to see why I was laughing hysterically, and she's on the floor!
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Old April 3rd, 2008, 09:02 PM
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If that's Hitler this is Göring.

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I know that is not Hitler. I am not that stupid. But he resembles him I think. But you sure are right: That person is dead for sure.
I know you know mate. I don't think you're stupid (how would I know?) and yes, he looks like Hitler and if he's not dead...he's pretty darn sick.
Peace.
PS. Any takers for a Hess?
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Old April 7th, 2008, 07:39 PM
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If that's Hitler this is Göring.

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Well if we have a Goering we need a Himmler.
I think the little guy looks more British, LOL!
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"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!"
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Old April 7th, 2008, 07:54 PM
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"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!?"

"...you, behind the grape stand, stand still laddie!"
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Old April 8th, 2008, 03:52 AM
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ROFL! I knew that someone should get it...
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@geek: I din't take it as an insult. If it came across like it in my answer I'm sorry.

The last cat looks little bit like Montgomery IMO.
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Wow, it does look like Montgomery!!
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Thank You!

Hmmm, you know, now that you mention, Patton always said he was a Pussy! Pip pip!
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