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September 18th, 2007, 12:36 PM
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Your Motto
What are your Mottos? Everybody has a Motto. Even those who claim to have none. So write 'em down or I will see myself forced to ask you if you are a scorpio, lion are whatever is up there. A load of stars, that's for sure...and hopefully some cookies. Space woul be real boring if there weren't some cookies up there, would'nt it? Ah...where was I? Ah, yes. Your Mottos: please write 'em down... I'll give it a start because I have a few Mottos, for I am an opportunist:
I hope I translated it correct: "If you could save the world with one of your hairs...don't give give it away" Awaiting millions of posts yours Klaus
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December 6th, 2007, 03:32 AM
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Re: Your Motto
September? Nobody paid attention to this glorious Thread? Written by the finest mind Austria has to offer? Come on!!!
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"Wenn das so weiter geht, dann können wir von der Westfront and die Ostfront mit der Straßenbahn fahren"
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December 6th, 2007, 11:57 AM
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Re: Your Motto
I'm a procrastinator so mine is:
Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?  In school I tried to start a procastinators club but we never got around to having a meeting.
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You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Mohandas K Gandhi
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December 6th, 2007, 12:12 PM
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Re: Your Motto
"All dogs bite".
*i work in a business where folks seem to think that only bad dogs bite. this also applies to humans in my opinion.
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December 6th, 2007, 10:49 PM
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Re: Your Motto
If you don't like the way we do things, go to a different jail!
Obviously, that's one I spout off at work a lot! Along with: Nobody pointed a gun to your head and made you do that!
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December 10th, 2007, 03:13 PM
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Re: Your Motto
Laugh & the world laughs with you. Laugh
at a guy rolling around with a broken leg, and they act like they don't even know you. And a toast modified from what a history prof said Genghas Khan's men chanted. The Khan 3rd line is "Kill! Kill! Kill!": God is good and great! Man is small and bad Drink! Drink! Drink!
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February 15th, 2008, 09:54 PM
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Re: Your Motto
one I stoled from another site..... "Never pet a burning dog"
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Hals und Beinbruch!
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February 15th, 2008, 10:32 PM
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Re: Your Motto
Quote:
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You know we have them worried, when all they do is talk about us.
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February 15th, 2008, 10:40 PM
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Re: Your Motto
Quote:
As opposed to...
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You know we have them worried, when all they do is talk about us.
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February 16th, 2008, 04:37 AM
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Re: Your Motto
Semper fidelis is my motto n' I do live by it.
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And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
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