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Old October 8th, 2007, 04:43 PM
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A bad one

A teacher in America was drilling her students:

Ok class, who said "I have not yet begin to fight!"

so a little Japanese girl says: John Paul Jones, 1779!

Teacher: Very good! And who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me death!"

Japanese girl: Patrick Henry, 1773!

Teacher: Very good! Now class, aren't you ashamed?
Here's this little Japanese girl who has just been in the
country 2 weeks, and she already knows more US History
than you

So from the back of the room there is some muttering:
(God damn those yellow, slant-eyed bastards ...)

Teacher: WHO SAID THAT!


So little Johnny stands up: General Douglas A. MacArthur, 1945!
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Old October 8th, 2007, 07:47 PM
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Old October 8th, 2007, 10:52 PM
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I don't think Douglas MacArthur said that o.O
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Old October 9th, 2007, 02:12 AM
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