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Old August 21st, 2006, 08:53 AM
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F-117 Stealth - The invisible aircraft

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Old August 22nd, 2006, 05:26 AM
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Re: F-117 Stealth - The invisible aircraft

This photo must have been taken in peacetime. Or the US Army got a lot of time at it's hand than I imagined.
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Old August 22nd, 2006, 06:53 AM
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Re: F-117 Stealth - The invisible aircraft

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This photo must have been taken in peacetime. Or the US Army got a lot of time at it's hand than I imagined.
They have a lot of time, indeed... Like in any army. During my time, I spent a lot of time thinking about one problem: How to find more money for tonight beer party...?
I guess 25% of my total time in uniform was this problem.
40% account for drinking beer. Remaining 25% is what army usually do + 10% accounted for stealing chosen thing and selling it, to actually get this needed money!

Have another American one - perhaps not funny... but very much real...



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Old August 22nd, 2006, 09:24 AM
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Re: F-117 Stealth - The invisible aircraft

OOOOOHHHH! That's EVIL!

Better to think about Booze-money-problems, than thinking about how to survive the next day.





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Re: F-117 Stealth - The invisible aircraft

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Re: F-117 Stealth - The invisible aircraft

Now that second photo is funny.
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Old August 23rd, 2006, 03:06 AM
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My favourite munitions. Quite visible...
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Re: F-117 Stealth - The invisible aircraft

I wish I could find the photo, but I saw a classic. The picture was of the front end of a Dragon Wagon. Across the windscreen, on the inside, was a hand-lettered sign on an MRE box:

ONE WEEKEND A MONTH MY ASS!!!!

Classic!
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