Why we have TV...

[Commander Waffle]

This morning...was bad.
Snow and ice fell
I still thought I had school and felt sad
when i woke you up, I let out a big yell

I gathered my stuff and left the door
walked about 5 feet from my house and stopped
and looked at the sky once more
than I countinued, my book bag still flopped

I walked on the storm drain
slipped the ice
and than fell and hurt my brain

got up again
fell down again and hurt my side
got up again
and fell on my ass
the ice, clear as glass

I got to my stop
waited nonstop
than said "Screw it" and went home

When I got home
my mother looked dazzeled
I said the bus didn't come
she said school was cancelled





Watch out on the roads guys or
you're ass will be like mine...screwed

[cyberia]

Waffle, Did you write this?!!!

[razorboy]

My Wife is Blonde so I can get away with this:

A blonde was speeding down the highway in her convertible and was pulled by a woman cop, another blonde.

The blonde cop walked up to the drivers window and asked the blonde driver to see her license.

The blonde fumbled around in her huge handbag and produced everything but a license. I can't find it officer, what does it look like?

The blonde lady cop said "It's kinda' square and it's about this big" - indicating about 2 by 3 inches, forming a square with her fingers.

"Oh, here it is" said the dumb blonde driver as she handed over her makeup compact.

The blonde lady cop opened the compact, looked in it and replied "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a cop too, you can go".

Ain't life grand?

razorboy

[Commander Waffle]

Originally Posted by cyberia

Waffle, Did you write this?!!!

Yeah..you can tell because it barely tyhmes

[cyberia]

Originally Posted by Commander Waffle

Yeah..you can tell because it barely tyhmes

Not bad Buddy, not bad.