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Old March 9th, 2008, 03:23 AM
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My bail was $490.50!

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you

-- $40

Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20 -


Ever got drunk HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk HIGH --$50


Used toys while having sex -- $30


Got drunk & HIGH , passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20


Went skinny dipping -- $5


Had sex in a pool -- $20


Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10


Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20


Cheated on your significant other -- $10


Masturbated -- $10


Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend >-- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
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Old March 9th, 2008, 06:07 AM
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Re: My bail was $490.50!

Just on one of those, I lost count at $12,345,267. By the way, if you say you don't you're a liar, and if you say you do you're a dirty bugger. lol!
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Old March 9th, 2008, 01:11 PM
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Re: My bail was $490.50!

Only $530, not much at todays exchange rates! Thank god it wasn't for multiple offences, I was married to a women 11 years older than me for 8 years!!
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Old March 9th, 2008, 04:44 PM
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Re: My bail was $490.50!

Are these one time fines or are they accumulative. Big difference for me!

$645.50 for the singular ones. I had FUN in college....(three years at a two year school).
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Old March 9th, 2008, 07:47 PM
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Re: My bail was $490.50!

Um $765.50 (Yeah peed in a pool in Malaysia...too wasted to get out.... the $.50 was a dead give away anyway....) I was wild to say the least...
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