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Old April 24th, 2008, 04:55 PM
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How to prepare a Kiwi!

Here it is for you if you've been wonderin'...

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Old April 25th, 2008, 03:59 AM
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Re: How to prepare a Kiwi!

Weight for weight, the Kiwi lays the biggest egg of any bird species.
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Re: How to prepare a Kiwi!

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Weight for weight, the Kiwi lays the biggest egg of any bird species.


That results in a baby that is basically on its own from the beginning.

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It seems amazing that she can carry this much less push it out!
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Old April 25th, 2008, 05:12 PM
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Re: How to prepare a Kiwi!

This I didn't know n' it's impressive! It's a real wonder that it really works.
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Old May 15th, 2008, 08:51 PM
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Re: How to prepare a Kiwi!

Salutaions All

I watched on David Attenborough's Life of Birds, it showed a Kiwi laying it's egg, jimmy crickets, i just winced.

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