The Freakin' Bears Thread

[cyberia]

I have things the weight 600 plus pounds sneaking up on deck and so far two people have complained about rabbits!

This is a bear

This is a bunny

[Tom Houlihan]

Just so long as you don't have rabbits that watch Monty Python...

[cyberia]

Now, those are bad rabbits.

[McCoy]

Yeah, beware of white rabbits, they're quite deadly.

[PatBC]

Well Steven Colbert list Bears as the #1 threat in his Threat/Down

"I believe all God's creatures have a soul — except bears, Bears are actually Satan's children."
—Stephen Colbert, on his show, The Colbert Report
"Last night, we did the Threatdown — God, it’s hard to even talk about this — and for the first time, I didn’t mention bears. It’s winter, they’re asleep, I didn’t think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail — apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children’s hockey game. I’ve said this before, they’re after our kids — they’re tender, juicy, you don’t even have to throw away the bones."
—Stephen Colbert, on his show, The Colbert Report
"'Dear Stephen, why aren’t you nicer to bears? I like them a lot! They make me laugh my head off. Love, Joshua.' Like a lot of kids, Joshua has been misled about bears. They won’t make you laugh your head off, they'll tear your head off."
—Stephen Colbert, reading a fan letter on his show, The Colbert Report

Bears - Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia for Colbert's Heroes

[General Staff]

Originally Posted by cyberia

Did you ever think to electrify that line?

[McCoy]

Well the problem has a simple solution that spells .30-06...

[TRDG]

Great to see this up Paul, can't wait to see what they get into this year!!

Cheers, best of luck buddy, sounds like you may just need it over there in them neck of the mountains/woods......

Tom

[cyberia]

Originally Posted by McCoy

Well the problem has a simple solution that spells .30-06...

I could never shoot one. I have wanted to beat them with bats, but never shoot.

[McCoy]

Well it seems that it boils down to the fact that you're livin' in their territory...