Favorite Quotes From The Simpsons

[cyberia]

[Geek44]

'Yvan eht nioj.'

'We're using a three pronged program. Subliminal, liminal and superliminal.'

Frink; 'It worked! The debigulator worked!'
Lisa; 'Send me back.'
Frink; 'Why that would require the use of some kind of 'rebigulator', the concept of which makes me want to laugh out loud...but you, God with the wrathfulness and the vengefulness and the hey, hey, hey it hurts me.'

Frink; 'Good morning Ma'am, good afternoon Sir. The time passed noon while I was speaking so techncally, that was correct.'

[McCoy]

Eat my shorts!

[cyberia]

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

[Geek44]

Marge; I'm wondering what we should have for dinner.
Homer; Steak?
Marge; The budget's a little tight for steak.
Homer; Steak?
Marge; Yeah, okay...steak.

Homer; Wow Moe, look at the size of that deep-fryer.
Moe; Yeah, I bought it from the navy. It'll flash-fry an ox in forty seconds.

Moe; Okay, I got a new deal. Every time Uncy Moe threatens ya, ya get a free steak....fish.

Flanders on phone to Rev. Lovejoy; 'Reverend, I'm in a kind of a tizzy. I was doing a dance called 'The Bump' and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man.'

[cyberia]

"My baloney has a first name, its H-O-M-E-R..."

[Geek44]

'Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as 'S Is For Psycho' and 'The President's Neck Is Missing'.'

'Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident Stupid'.'

'Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such dates as last night.'

'When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University.'

Troy; 'Come on Jimmy, let's take a look at the killing floor.'
Jimmy; 'Umm....'
Troy; 'Don't let the name fool you Jimmy, it's not really a floor.'

'Not stupid Jimmy, just ignorant. Your friend obviously hasn't heard of the food chain.'

'Zinc...zinc...come back zinc.'

'You're right Moe. You're always Moe.'

[cyberia]

Troy McClure is my hero!!!

[Geek44]

Troy to Selma; 'Don't forget tennis tomorrow Sugar Beet... It comes on at ten.'

'All the kids in Springfield are little S.O.B.s.'

Frink; 'The people in this circle will be instantly killed, whereas the people in this circle will suffer an infinitely more painful death...mmmHEY!'

Homer; How do I become an inventor?'
Frink; 'Try to think of things that don't exist yet, but people need. Or try to combine two existing things.'
Homer; 'Like hamburger ear-muffs?'
Frink; 'Well...yes...I suppose that would qualify...'
Homer; 'Thanks.'
Frink to self; 'Easy Frinkey...these babies will be on the street while he's still unravelling the 'pickle-matrix' mmmHEY!'

[Panzermacher]

Keef Richards: Get up Homer, it's only rock and roll...
Homer:I know....but I like it!