Favorite Quotes From The Simpsons

[cyberia]

"Shut up Brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip."

"No tv and no beer make Homer..something..something."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"To Alcohol, The cause of and solution to, all of lifes problems."

"There's a four o'clock in the morning now?"

[Geek44]

'Son, when you get older you'll realise that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.'

'Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking'.

Lisa; 'Dad, where are you?'
Homer; 'Just washing my fat guy hat honey'.

[cyberia]

"Bart, don't pester Satan!"

[Geek44]

'Ants are crawling in my mouth and I don't care'.

Principal Skinner; 'Mother, I'm not the principal of the line'.
Agnes; 'And you never will be'.

[Whiterook]

"Time for a Dirt Nap!"

[Commander Waffle]

dulp!!!

[cyberia]

Can't go to sleep, clown will eat me. Can't go to sleep, clown will eat me.

[Geek44]

'Lisa...if you don't like your job you don't quit! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.'

Japanese factory worker; 'Please don't tell the supervisor I have a shattered pelvis.'

Bart; 'Okay Milhouse, we're young, rich and full of sugar. What are we gonna do?'

Both; 'Let's go crazy...BROADWAY STYLE!'

[cyberia]

"That's not America! That's not even Mexico!"

[Geek44]

Lisa; Only a minute till 'Gabbo!'
Homer; He'll tell us what to do.'

'See my vest, see my vest. It's real gorilla chest.'

'I am so smart. I am so smart. S.M.R.T.....DOH!'

'Sure 'n 'tis a fine barn but it's never a pool, English.'