Favourite funny quotes from war n' adventure movies.

[McCoy]

Let's start with the Oddball of the oddballs out there. I give you Oddball from Kelly's heroes.

Oddball: Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

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Oddball: Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Moriarty: Crap!

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Oddball: A Sherman can give you a very nice... edge.

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Oddball: Hi, man.
Big Joe: What are you doing?
Oddball: I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.
Big Joe: What's happening?
Oddball: Well, the tank's broke and they're trying to fix it.
Big Joe: Well, then, why the hell aren't you up there helping them?
Oddball: [chuckles] I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work.
Big Joe: Christ!
Oddball: Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

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[Oddball sees that the bridge he wants to cross is intact and is pleased with himself]
Oddball: It's still up!
[a plane flies over the bridge and bombs it... direct hit]
Oddball: No it ain't.

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Oddball: Arf arf arf... That's my other dog impression.

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[at a supply depot somewhere in France]
Oddball: We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris... or maybe even New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days.

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Oddball: This engine's been modified by our mechanical genius here, Moriarty. Right?
Moriarty: Whatever you say, babe.
[giggles]
Oddball: These engines are the fastest in any tanks in the European Theater of Operations, forwards or backwards. You see, man, we like to feel we can get out of trouble, quicker than we got into it.
Kelly: [looking skeptical] Got any other secret weapons?
Oddball: Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes pretty pictures, scares the hell outta people! And we have a loudspeaker, when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down.

[cyberia]

"Catch 22"-Yossarian

"Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying."

[cyberia]

From "Saving Pvt. Rayan"...

"We're not here to do the decent thing, we're here to follow [expletive deleted] orders!"

[Panzermacher]

From "Hamburger Hill"

Doc: We been up that hill 10 times, and they still don't think we're (Expletive deleted) serious!


Kagen: Duffy, did you get that guy that was on me?

Duffy: Naw, I think he died of natural causes!

Kagen: *chuckle*

[Dallas]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like victory.

[Geek44]

'Goddamn right. Never get out of the boat.'

[kentek]

Major Reisman: Shoot any officers you see in there.
Franko: Who? Ours or theirs?

[cyberia]

From "Saving Pvt. Ryan"...

"They're killing us! We don't have a BLEEPING chance, and that ain't fair!"

[Panzermacher]

Snakes! Why does it always have to be snakes!

Poison Asps...very Dangerous......You go first.....

[kentek]

Man With No Name: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.