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April 27th, 2008, 03:58 PM
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How Aussie Dave Fractured His Hand
For those who may not know, Air War moderator Aussie Dave is MIA because he fractured his hand.
We have all offered out heartfelt sympathy and hopes for a speedy recovery. With that behind us, its now time, as his friends, to pick on him mercilessly. Dave claims he injured himself by bumping his hand on printer tray. Who here would like to offer an alternative story?  
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April 27th, 2008, 08:15 PM
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Re: How Aussie Dave Fractured His Hand
'Bumped his hand on a printer tray' you say...? That's some printer.
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April 27th, 2008, 08:44 PM
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Re: How Aussie Dave Fractured His Hand
Well, his printer is 5'11", and she weighs in at about 280...
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April 27th, 2008, 09:37 PM
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Re: How Aussie Dave Fractured His Hand
My thoughts are he decked the guy who was filling in for him at work while he was away. If so, hit 'em again Dave!
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April 28th, 2008, 09:10 PM
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Re: How Aussie Dave Fractured His Hand
He found out too much about THE COMPUTER CONSPIRACY! This was just a warning.
 I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. What's the problem? I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
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April 28th, 2008, 09:13 PM
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Re: How Aussie Dave Fractured His Hand
Oh man, I'll bet that's what happened!!!
Dave snapped and "went upside its tray."
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April 29th, 2008, 08:51 PM
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Re: How Aussie Dave Fractured His Hand
He forgot to mention the "Printer" was a guy at the office who went 300 pounds and had an Iron jaw ......oh BTW his name is TREY..... Dave JAB with the LEFT...not HIT WITH THE LEFT!!!!
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May 14th, 2008, 05:25 AM
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Re: How Aussie Dave Fractured His Hand
i wounder how the printer came out .. if it still works
best krieg
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May 14th, 2008, 02:12 PM
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Re: How Aussie Dave Fractured His Hand
Well, I think his stapler beat the tar out of him; but he's so embarrased, that he blamed it on a tangle with a brawny printer outside the local Biker bar!
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