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May 6th, 2008, 12:54 PM
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Re: The longest thread ever
Speaking of lawyers, why don't sharks bite lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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May 6th, 2008, 04:52 PM
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Re: The longest thread ever
What's black and brown, and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman
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May 6th, 2008, 04:54 PM
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Re: The longest thread ever
n' 3000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean is a good start.
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May 6th, 2008, 05:10 PM
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May 6th, 2008, 08:48 PM
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Q: What do you call a dozen sky-diving lawyers?
A: Skeet. Q. Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps? A. New Jersey got to choose.
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The world is a banquet for an open mind. A closed mind can only consume itself.
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May 6th, 2008, 08:50 PM
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Re: The longest thread ever
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving. Careful with that axe Eugene.
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Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world. Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do. David Bowie
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May 6th, 2008, 09:33 PM
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Re: The longest thread ever
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?" "Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer. On the next morning the doctor arrived at his office and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.
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May 6th, 2008, 09:42 PM
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Re: The longest thread ever
Quote:
How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.
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May 6th, 2008, 09:51 PM
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Re: The longest thread ever
Quote:
How can you tell a lawyer is lying? He's breathing.
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May 6th, 2008, 11:59 PM
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Re: The longest thread ever
Come on in number 51, your time is up.
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