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[cyberia]

Originally Posted by kentek

How long can he hold his breath? And how does a Wallace hold a #8? He doesn't have opposable thumbs, does he Paul?

Help me ... this is starting to make sense ...

Wallace is actually a hybrid weasel: Half weasel half power batter. In fact, he has four thumbs giving him a distinct advantage over other weasels and most humans.

Just go with the flow, Ken. Weaselology is not an exact science, yet!

[Whiterook]

You see, Paul get's it! Now Wallace grips the #8 above the wash bin while you hose him down with a power washer...simple!

Yes, go with the flow indeed...Weaselology is a much misunderstood discipline in the academic circle

[cyberia]

Little know fact, weasels should be washed often and scrubbed vigorously.

Ken, a clean weasel is a happy weasel. And when they can use a baseball bat it is wise to keep them happy.

[Whiterook]

Just don't get soap in their eyes, 'cause then there is hell to pay for sure!

And a clean weasel is a content weasel...and less subject to distemper

[cyberia]

And never, absolutely ever, try to dry them with a hair blower.

A burned weasel is a pissed weasel regardless how fluffy.

[Whiterook]

Towel drying doesn't work either

Weasels have a high thread count preference

[Tom Houlihan]

I'm obviously more affected by fatigue than I should be. I'm not going to put in writing ANY of the thoughts that came to mind when I read about cleaning yer weasel...

[cyberia]

The only thing that works is a curling iron, but you must exercise caution at all times.

A singed weasel is will seek revenge!

[Whiterook]

Ohhhhh, he ain't my weasel!

[cyberia]

Originally Posted by Tom Houlihan

I'm obviously more affected by fatigue than I should be. I'm not going to put in writing ANY of the thoughts that came to mind when I read about cleaning yer weasel...

Wallace is our weasel. Zone mascot and Weasel At Arms.
And we like our weasel clean.