Get Ready To Weasel!!!

[Tom Houlihan]

What famous Actor should play Wallace, in your opinion?

Speedy Gonzales? He's a rodent, and a damned good actor. We'll have to get a voice over. Wallace doesn't have a Spanish accent.

[cyberia]

A PUBLIC SERVICE ADVISORY
FROM WORLD WAR II ZONE


Stock up on these now...



...You're Gonna need them!

[cyberia]

[Whiterook]

Oh man...good nominations there blokes!

Steve Buscemi....just nut enough to carry it off

Speedy Gonzo....already qualified, but are we profiling? Hmmmmmm? A weasel by any other name.....

Come on folks, more nominations....just for fun, of course; I'm sure that Paul's evil mind already has much in store for us...MAAWWUUUUUHAHA!

[cyberia]

A Weasel Named Wallace

"Well, I thought I’d join me a history site
To learn up on the struggle and the fight
A nice peaceful place where I could post in solace.
When out of the blue pops a half weasel half rat
And no, they didn’t just let it stop at that
They went and named the damn thing Wallace.

Well, at first it was just a few little jokes
Then it spread out into all kinds of posts
And soon Wallace infested the whole site through.
Some folks got it and thought it was great
Others didn’t and just couldn’t relate
But the weasel stuck and there’s little we could do.

Now they went and gave it it’s own damn thread
That’s got a lot folks here scratching their head
Wonderin’ if there’s a point or have they gone insane.
Well now friends all Johnny can say is this
Keep up with this thread or your gonna miss
Clues and news about the weasel they gave a silly name."

To be continued…

[Whiterook]

This is better than an Agatha Christie novel, man! This is better than the Summer blockbuster movies!!!!!

[Tom Houlihan]

And so, my fellow Zoners, ask not what your weasel can do for you; ask what you can do for your weasel.

Ich bin ein Wiesel!

[kentek]

We got a right to pick a little fight - Yo Weasels!
If anyone fights anyone of us he’s gotta fight with me!

We’re not a one to scamper up and run - Yo Weasels!
Anyone of us who starts a little fuss knows he can count on me.

One for fur, fur for one - this we guarantee.

We got a right to pick a little fight - Yo Weasels!
If anyone fights anyone of us he’s gotta fight with me!

[cyberia]

New from Tom & Paul LTD!



Just the thing you'll need for the up and coming...

Wallace The World War II Web Weasel’s Wickedly Wild World Wide Wandering Tour 2008


Wallace is coming!

Now ask yourself, Are You Ready To Weasel?

[Whiterook]

A weasel is just a weasel...unless it's a Wallace weasel....then my friends, you really have something! Brad Pitt just called, he's looking into the Wallace part, but busy with a curent project that he's not sure will wrap in time.