ATttention! We have a celebration at hand!

[Commander Waffle]

Everyone... I'm pleased to announce that few minutes (well...actually hours) ago, I was informed that one our members here is now engaged!

CONGRADULATIONS KURTTIS THOMAS!

[cyberia]

Congratulations Kurt!!!

Best of luck to both of you.

[McCoy]

Congratulations is in order. The man is 'bout to loose his freedom...

[Freightshaker]

Great news!! Remember, what's yours is her's and what's her's is her's.

[Whiterook]

Congrats! A great day, indeed!

Words of advice on your impending doom...errrr....nuptials:

As long as you remember that when she's right, she's right; and when she's wrong, she's right...well, you may survive the night

There is no Flight Plan in marriage...you fly out in a fog, and hope for a dead stick landing you can walk away from

The only time you'll win an argument is when she she's in the other room listening to the stereo with headphones, and you talk really, really soft

Get a cat.....at least you'll not be the only one chasing his a$$ trying to figure out what she [i]really[i] wanted in the store

...and the best for last:

When she sends you out for those "special" once-a-month pads, bring a cell phone and leave your balls in the car

Good luck!

[Geek44]

I'm not married, but I have two kids with the woman I've spent the last seven years with...so I might as well be married.
I won't add to the jovial 'loss of freedom', 'she's always right' stuff...although I do understand where that comes from. Truth is that women have similar cliches about us too...it goes both ways.

Q; What's the definition of a husband?
A; An appliance that mows lawns AND takes out the garbage.

Ha, ha.

Be prepared to accept her faults because she's accepting yours. It's fun, hard, easy, tedious, boring and exciting...all at the same time. It's also worth it. Best of luck to you both Kurttis...my heartiest congratulations.

[Wustenfuchs]

Congratulations Kurt!

[Wolster]

Congratulations Kurt!!

[Kurttis Thomas]

Hey guys thank you so much this means a lot to me If I could I would invite you all to the wedding but I can't I wish I could though. I am very honored that all of you have congratulated me on this and I can honestly say that even though I've never really met any of you I consider you guys to be some of the the best friends I've ever had and I am honored to be a part of this site. Thank you so much for putting up with me it means allot to me thank you.

[Tom Houlihan]

Congratulations, Kurt!

To add to Nick's bit:
The difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds.
The difference between a husband and a boyfriend? About 45 minutes!

Best of luck to you and Rachel!