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August 22nd, 2006, 06:07 AM
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Re: What do you look like?
You think spoons are better than chopsticks, do you? I find that racist! I am very offended! Moderator! Moderator! (Where are those bastards if you need 'em?)
As a reminder that all cutlery is equal, here is Shylocks monolouge from Bill Shakespears "The Merchant of Venice": "It is a chopstick. Doesn't a chopstick have funny ingravings? Don't they feed you the same food? Aren't they washed in the same diswasher? Don't they get dirty when you use them? Cleaned by the same washing powder, used during winter and summer like a spoon? If you let them fall, don't they go "pling"? If you break them aren't they useless as well? If they are broken, don't you throw them away?" So, that should have told you a lesson...
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August 22nd, 2006, 07:35 AM
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Just do your maths. PRC is using more wood for chopstics than UK for furniture... Quote:
Down with chopstics! Everyone should have one spoon and hold it in the pocket or Russian way in the boot. Just imagine millions of dishwashers washing billions of cutlery sets and plates... Water, detergents, algae growth, energy... Who is for my plan of "one spoon per person - and we save the planet? Hands up! Lancer44
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A Pole salutes with two fingers for Honor and Fatherland. Others include God and Manhood, thus using two more fingers. The French use four fingers and the thumb, which undoubtedly stands for their Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, the Croissant and the Aperitiff.
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August 22nd, 2006, 09:17 AM
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"Everyone should have one spoon and hold it in the pocket or Russian way in the boot. Just imagine millions of dishwashers washing billions of cutlery sets and plates... Water, detergents, algae growth, energy... Who is for my plan of "one spoon per person - and we save the planet? Hands up!" That sounds so stupid that it might actually work. I feel like "Pinky and the Brain"
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August 23rd, 2006, 01:59 AM
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I remember that Einstein said stick and stone would be the weapon human use in World War IV. I think chopstick is an advanced equipment. So....let's prepare for it.
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August 23rd, 2006, 03:56 AM
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 Yes, let's! Listen up soldiers! Everybody get as many Chopsticks as he can carry ASAP. We will be attacking 0530 tomorow supported by heavy broomsticks. Let's chop'em up for good. (This would be easier if we knew who we are fighting)
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August 23rd, 2006, 06:31 AM
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 Everyone will just need to lick his spoon very well. Down with disposable chopsticks! Long live plastic reusable chopsticks! Why we attacking someone? Whom? Fork and knife lovers? Cheers, Lancer44
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A Pole salutes with two fingers for Honor and Fatherland. Others include God and Manhood, thus using two more fingers. The French use four fingers and the thumb, which undoubtedly stands for their Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, the Croissant and the Aperitiff.
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August 23rd, 2006, 06:43 AM
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I think we should fight against people who don't use any cutlery at all! Those perverts must be severly punished for their disbelieve in civilised cutlery. So we set sail for India. This is gonna be easy. They have no weapons at all. This will be a perfect tainingground for our troops for future battles. After that we will wage war against the fork-lovers. After that we will anihilate those knife-users. But we must be careful. We don't wanna get into a two-front war. If forkers and knifers team up, we could be in serious trouble.
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August 23rd, 2006, 06:51 AM
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Ya bloody nazi, Klaus!
Attack Indians? Did you ever heard about hindu extremist hijacking the plane?  Naaah... I don't buy it. Cheers, Lancer44
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A Pole salutes with two fingers for Honor and Fatherland. Others include God and Manhood, thus using two more fingers. The French use four fingers and the thumb, which undoubtedly stands for their Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, the Croissant and the Aperitiff.
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August 23rd, 2006, 07:02 AM
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So who do you wanna attack then?
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August 23rd, 2006, 07:16 AM
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And more or less they do not have any military nor intelligence - they don't bother! Cheers, "Spoon" P.S. As a moderator you should kick your own arse and move drifting part of this thread to "laughs and rants". If anyone will even think about showing us his face he will think that we are certified and promptly move out.
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A Pole salutes with two fingers for Honor and Fatherland. Others include God and Manhood, thus using two more fingers. The French use four fingers and the thumb, which undoubtedly stands for their Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, the Croissant and the Aperitiff.
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