Softball Sign Up Thread

[Holly6]

Back on thread!

OK, we need an umpire. Someone thrust worthy and fair.

(glances down the members list)


We can do without an umpire for now.

Who wants to pitch?

25 years as an Umpire, HS, Jr. College, NCAA Div 2. With my vote, I call on Heather! Unless she wants to be a cheerleader

[cyberia]

Back on thread!

OK, we need an umpire. Someone thrust worthy and fair.

(glances down the members list)


We can do without an umpire for now.

Who wants to pitch?

25 years as an Umpire, HS, Jr. College, NCAA Div 2. With my vote, I call on Heather! Unless she wants to be a cheerleader

Heather would work as an Ump.

Who's gonna pitch?

[Panzermacher]

I can ump....I got the eyes for it....soon aasf I cann fingd the keybooadrd....

[cyberia]

But who's gonna pitch????

[Panzermacher]

"Step right up folks and lookie here at this......some of the BEST land in South Louisiana! Yes! That's right, South Louisiana! Located Right down on the Beeutiful Gulf of Mexico! Plenty of Irrigation with LOADS of Natural wild life and trees! Yes siree it ALL can be yours for the very MEAGER price of 700 dollars an acre! That generous price includes the Beeutiful trees and all the indigenous wild life you can handle, and I'll throw in the fanboat for free! Yes, folks, we are located in the HEART of Cajun country, and the cooking is...well, it's just a cookin! Crawdad ala Cajun, Gumbo, Jambalaya. That's good eats! And the neighbors are just a Barrel of fun, soon as you learn the local jargon."



(How's that for a pitch?)

[cyberia]

Not bad. Let's see yer slow ball.

[Holly6]

"Step right up folks and lookie here at this......some of the BEST land in South Louisiana! Yes! That's right, South Louisiana! Located Right down on the Beeutiful Gulf of Mexico! Plenty of Irrigation with LOADS of Natural wild life and trees! Yes siree it ALL can be yours for the very MEAGER price of 700 dollars an acre! That generous price includes the Beeutiful trees and all the indigenous wild life you can handle, and I'll throw in the fanboat for free! Yes, folks, we are located in the HEART of Cajun country, and the cooking is...well, it's just a cookin! Crawdad ala Cajun, Gumbo, Jambalaya. That's good eats! And the neighbors are just a Barrel of fun, soon as you learn the local jargon."



(How's that for a pitch?)

Nice try. But it's still in the South.

Young hot arms can be good but die young. Good pitching needs smarts plus ability... Pirate Drak for pitcher!

[cyberia]

Hey, don't we need a team name, to go on our shirts?

Then again, if were are going to be playing a pron site, do we even need shirts?

[Tom Houlihan]

It's the Zone. What more of a name do we need?

[cyberia]

We need a real team name like Orioles or Blue Jays or...