Softball Sign Up Thread

[Panzermacher]

Not bad. Let's see yer slow ball.

OK......................I'll..............Throw in......(Pauses, takes breathe.....lites cigar.......sips some So Co...... looks in Fridge for a lost Beck's.......) ..............the ..............Swamp..............Buggy............ ......(Realizes I bribed coach with Last Beck's, finds something in a Tupperware bowl, I sniff it........smells edible..........microwave it fer 1:30 secs................Cleans fork on shirt front........Beep Beep Beep food done.......eats it slowly savoring each morsel..........While eating I do 2 New York Times Crossword puzzles( HA! Thought ya had me eh Hal!).................washes bowl and fork).............Fer FREE...........................too.


How's that fer a Slow Pitch?

[cyberia]

I'm still watching it head for the plate!!

We have a pitcher.

Now we need a catcher.

[Panzermacher]

Oh By the way. I 'm a Southpaw...........Got ya Hal

"put me in coach, I ready to Play"

[Holly6]

Hey, don't we need a team name, to go on our shirts?

Then again, if were are going to be playing a pron site, do we even need shirts?

rorsob, immer wieder.

[cyberia]

Oh By the way. I 'm a Southpaw...........Got ya Hal

"put me in coach, I ready to Play"

So I take it Yankees as a team name is out.

[Panzermacher]

Only if ya put the word "Galvanized" in front of the word Yankees....then its OK

[cyberia]

Only if ya put the word "Galvanized" in front of the word Yankees....then its OK

So long as we get a softball team together.

I tried to get a Zoner Christmas pageant going, but it turns out we don't have three wise men or a virgin.

[Commander Waffle]

Only if ya put the word "Galvanized" in front of the word Yankees....then its OK

So long as we get a softball team together.

I tried to get a Zoner Christmas pageant going, but it turns out we don't have three wise men or a virgin.

I can count for one of both of those...

I like the name 'Sneaky Weasels'?

[Tom Houlihan]

[QUOTE=cyberia;66519]

...but it turns out we don't have three wise men or a virgin.

Now, see, I was always told that's why Jesus wasn't born in West Virginia.

[cyberia]

[QUOTE=Tom Houlihan;66621]

...but it turns out we don't have three wise men or a virgin.

Now, see, I was always told that's why Jesus wasn't born in West Virginia.

Hey he stole my quote. Where's a cop when you need one.